Responses to SweetiePie's post "DId I find the best pies ever?" brought up the fact that store bought pies are very inconsistent for messy use. My own long gone favorite had been a line of Thaw & Serve banana, lemon and chocolate cream pies... Four hours at room temp and Splat! They were perfect. Now the thaw&servs are not so great. They all 'taste' the same of course, because they are made to eat not ware.

I would love to see line of pies specifically made, and marketed, for WAM. They should still be edible but taste would be a secondary factor in their formulation.

Think of the comercials.
"Coming to your grocer's freezer...WEAPONIZED PIES. Can be eaten. Better to wear."