I'm visiting Washington DC this week, and would love to meet up with some people for some messy fun.
We don't get cool whip pies in the UK, so this week is a rare chance to experience the best mess that you have to offer.
Of course, happy to pay for supplies and help with cleanup. I have an extremely small hotel room, so would prefer for you to host, but I can host in a pinch. If all else fails, if you're in the city then feel free to come to my hotel, slam a few pies in my face then walk out!
Drop me a message or reply here if it interests you