I'd pick up where MPV left off and start a mud studio of my own. I'd buy some land, dig up some holes and create deep, heated, bubbling mud pits that can be enjoyed all year round To kick things off I'd pay to fly out past MPV models as well as some fan favourites here, and film the ultimate mud scene.

What would you do?

Buy every scene on my wish list.

Buy a massive house with a dedicated WAM room including a gunge tank, a weekly subscription to a cake and pie delivery services and some cleaners who live on site

Go to Korea for that mud festival, Go to Spain for the tomato throwing.

Would depend on the kind of lottery win, are we talking one million, or over a hundred million?

If the latter, create an all-new TV gameshow, and actual proper entertainment programme to pitch to networks, with teams of contestants and genuine real prizes, varying from free shopping sprees to new cars, perhaps even a new house for the series winner. But all the games and challenges would be carefully designed to get everyone very messy, in a variety of ways, and each round would be played in different types of outfits supplied by the studio, everything from ballgowns to boilersuits.

It would be filmed deliberately from a wam-friendly POV with directors and camera operators who understand what's required, and all footage from all cameras would be available for viewers to buy as optional extras. Everyone taking part would be made aware that there is a fetish interest in the production as well as a gameshow one, and would have consented to that, and we'd enforce strict ID checks, over-18s only.

The result should be an enthusiastic and exciting action game show that is also a fully professional WAM production, and which people can enjoy fully from either POV.

OK I get that the folk on Gladiators must be aware how hot they look in their sporty outfits, but this would go one stage further again.

Probably the same thing I wanna do now. Buy a space and create my own studio. It would be a creative space for artists of all sorts to rent but primarily for unique shoots for stuff not often offered today. A rain room, a 24ft cyc wall with RGB lighting, a number of notional spaces like a stage area, bedroom, master bath areas and of coarse, I would have a dedicated space to host all our shoots along with more advanced lighting and probably a slightly larger ring along with an actual wrestling ring.

Buy a Gunk Dunk and spend money having 1-2-1 sessions with the awesome models that help make this site and fetish so much fun

I'd build a dedicated WAM room with a very large effective drain in the centre to carry the old mess away, tiles everywhere for easy cleanup, and a raised up bathtub that drained directly into a shower cubicle, so that after you finished having a bath full of mess, you could reuse the mess by standing in the shower cubicle and pulling out the plug, resulting in a nice gunging.
I'd also by an absolute ton of cakes and messy supplies, and pay out for some models and messy video productions too.

I would buy a new butt!

Mine has a crack.

Make a feature length all female adult version of Bugsy Malone, with women in suits and ties having insanely messy splurge gun battles and pie fights with women in flapper dresses, all filmed with slo-motion and bullet time effects. Pay the Hamilton guy to write a couple of catchy new numbers, might even make some money!

Have every single custom I've ever dreamed of made with extremely detailed instructions for each.

Depending on how big I hit. It could be something as simple as buying a ton of scenes.

If it was really big, I'd love to make more of my own stuff and film and execute things exactly to my tastes. Would love to session too.

I'd invest in some good lighting and film and photography equipment. Would probably also need a better computer. It'd be nice to have a better place for filming too as opposed to a tiny condo.

Maybe traveling to meet up with models.

I'd love to have a dedicated WAM studio - preferably a stand alone facility. One space would be a large room, soundproofed, decked out with studio lights, and lots of rings to easily hang backdrops and plastic, the floor would be tiled and heated, with drains. There would be a prep area and a large hose to hose the room down. Then I'd have an adjacent room to store various props, contraptions, and costumes. I'd also open a line of credit at local restaurant and bakery distributors, so the space would need a loading dock

In said facility, I'd have a small theater and then shower UMD producers in cash to accumulate a large collection of content professional and amateur, which I'd then archive to create a massive library, fully catalogued, to document the history of WAM.

Existentially, I wonder if the thrill of such a windfall and the pre-money dreams of what it could unlock would become stale very quickly...

Have the biggest pie fight / pie exchange of all time. Many thousands of big, heavy buttercreme pies.

- Buy a TON of scenes
- Use and destroy furniture in scenes
- Hire well known producers and models to collaborate with
- Finance the construction of a pie pod/throwing device and a gunge tank
- Construct a dedicated WAM area for shooting and cleanup

Start a WAM female Wrestling federation with weekly shows. All the girls would have gimmicks and running storylines and fueds. Think the currently running WOW or GLOW from back in the day.

1-2 million? Create a secret room in the house dedicated to wam with a gunge tank, and shower. I want the door to be a bookshelf where I have to pull books in a certain order to open it because if your going to be a millionaire why not an eccentric one hahaha.

100+ million? I've been talking with a friend about opening and managing a fetish hotel where all kinds of people can come and enjoy themselves without judgment or worry. No smuggling things in, no worrying about clean up, just fun. I know not really financially viable but one can dream right?

Oh my god, this is one of my favorite fantasies to get lost in. I would create a small messy amusement park with different sections dedicated to different kinds of WAM. There'd be a water park with fully clothed options and every kind of water feature you would love. Waterfalls, water blasters to soak passers by, a dunk tank, a car wash simulator. Then there'd be a fun house with every kind of messy trap that you'd inevitably trigger. Trap doors that drop you (safely) onto a slide and into vats of slime or cream, levers or pulleys that you have to try to see if they open the door to the next room and if it's the wrong lever or pulley SPLAT! By the time you get out you're just a walking mound of mess. Then there'd be a mud section along the same lines as MPV, with various mud pits, quicksand pits, and tubs of mud. Then, there'd be an epic gungeon for all the kinky couples and throuples out there. (sigh) Yep, when I win the lottery.

Oh I definitely would add a feature similar to bigger amusement parks where they have these small cabins or a hotel where you can stay for a couple of nights definitely would make it the perfect place to be

I'd have Mud Puddle Visuals open for business again, and have them do some custom videos (I had a couple in mind)

I'd also bankroll a couple of Jayce's videos (mainly some new "mystery substance" videos)

Ooooh, boy. So many things.

Firstly a hidden room with a butler's pantry and prep area and an afterwam clean room. It's just my love and I, but hidden rooms are just cool.

It would have to include Hobart 20 and 60 qt mixers, #10 racks, Tantra chair, St Andrew's Cross, a hose spigot, an incline weight bench (props to Pie Girl,) in floor garbage disposal, wet dry vac, and a small dumb waiter for pizza and supply deliveries.

Certainly a gunge tank or two. At least one over the Tantra Chair. A bed, a Splattgun. Maybe a fireplace for some Mood lighting sploshing.

I've thought about this.

Now I'm just hoping one of us with huge professional production aspirations hits it big time

Someday. Assuming my mentor isn't pulling my leg, in a few short years, I should have a commercial space to rent and do as I please. It gives me some time to hone what I have learned and build up some funds for the endeavor now that I am not (at the moment) spilling my guts on gear.

I know it's a hypothetical, but these types of things do happen. Have you heard about those people whose Zoom/Peloton stock went through the roof when the pandemic struck? Well, I was one of those people. I saved a third of every paycheck for years and invested, and one of my investments paid off big time. I became an unlikely millionaire a few years ago. I still can't believe it happened.

And now my wife and I are building a second home. We are not people who spend lavishly. We are still getting used to having more money than we ever dreamed. The home is probably not what many in our financial situation would build; it has been designed to share our good fortune with family and friends. There is a 2800 sq ft main house and a 900 sq ft guest house.

I will tell my guests that the enormous bathroom with the giant shower with multiple shower heads and drains on the lower level of the main house is for dog washing, but all you wammers know what that bathroom is for! And it's all just steps away from the hot tub on the patio, which is next to the outdoor shower, and of course there are drains there too. I look forward to some private outdoor wamming with my wife when the house is done later this year.

I wish all my wonderful friends here on the UMD all of the good fortune in the world. Save your money and invest wisely and it could happen to you too.

Think I'd line up a tour and organise some no expense spared (in terms of mess) sessions. Brooke Maddison & Messygirl would be on the list. Maybe some legends could be persuaded out of retirement, Would be nice to time it to finish with a Vegas umd meet-up. That's the plan sorted. Just need to win the big prize now. Mods - as this is obviously total fantasy I hope it doesn't break the rules!

We would keep doing what we have been doing, but in a grander scale.

First I'd pay off my student loans, and then hope I had enough money leftover to afford a custom.

IMAX sploshing inbound

Too many to name but having a gunge pool in the basement or ground floor of my new house would be one

There was an ad I saw for the Euromillions lottery in Ireland about 13 -14 years ago which lasted only maybe 10 seconds but it showed a giant bowl of pudding style dessert with a super cute girl giggling with excitement wearing a red one piece swimsuit, swim cap and goggles jumping into it from a diving board.
Unfortunately though it did not show any mess, it was all implied but great ad been dying to find it since but to no avail

Well in the 1M bracket I would not change much.. maybe move in the country side.. have a well hidden Mud room with all the amenities. If sky's the limit like the 100M.. why not a yacht with a wam room and invite some models to mud wrestle in paradise!