Apparently people are paying £300 to watch somebody (don't recognise her, and the text at http://www.pressreader.com/uk/weekend-sport/ is too small to read; still hope to get a copy from the newsagent tomorrow) pour custard over herself.

Really? I can believe paying that much to actually doing the pouring, but surely not just watch?!

Anyway. It's WAM and it's in the British press.

The person is jess west you can have sessions with her at sploshagirl.com a and see her on many messy websites