Wishing for a bossy woman who would grab a pitcher of ice water, pull my boxers out and soak the area, then grab a giant handful of mud, pull the back of my boxers out and fill 'em up, followed by a giant pie sandwich, after which I would thank my mistress, and again when she would dump another pie on my head, then pull open the front of my boxers and....well.....dump another pie on my head if ya know what I mean Followed by a giant bowl of lumpy pancake batter mistress uses for this one's hat.

My fantasy is just for any cute girl to pie me or slime me and let me slime and pie her as well. Hopefully it willl happen someday...

Two words: slime orgy

I want a POV video with someone holding a pie, and just before she pies the camera she says "your student loans are forgiven" so I can experience that hands free orgasm I've read about.

A woman you are interested in works at the Ferrero factory and invites you to tour the factory after hours. She walks you around and once you reach a giant vat filled with nutella she reveals that she was going through your internet history and found out what turns you on. You feel embarrassed but also a little turned on. She then commands you get in. You laugh nervously and are not sure what to do. She then says in a stern voice "I am serious, get into it". Not sure if she is serious or not you freeze and start to look around. You now notice an all female staff are watching and giggling and whispering to each other. Feeling the pressure you edge towards the vat. Before you know it your friend pushes you in. All the women start pointing and laughig at you as you slowly sink into the warm smooth goop. You get an erection so big everyone can see it through your pants which makes everyone starting laughing ever harder at you. In the distance you hear one of the girls shout "get him!" and then a few girls jump in pulling off your pants and rubbing you all over while saying "ewwww the gross messy boy is loving this and i bet he cums". You do, but they dont stop.

There's too many, added to every day !

You are at home, your wife is at work. You put on your VR headset and start watching WAM videos. Today however your wife came home for lunch. You did not hear her enter as the speakers from your VR are too loud. She walks in and sees what you are watching because it is also cast onto your computers monitor. It is a video of a sexy woman about to pie her husband. She quickly runs to the fridge and looks for something. She finds a large cake covered in thick buttercream. She sneaks it back to you and right as the woman in the video pies her husband she smushes the cake into your face also

Just like from the movie "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" you create a ray gun that can either shrink things or enlarge them. You show your wife and she is very proud of you. She knows of your fetish and her mind starts racing on ways she can use this invention to please you. She remembers that time when you made her smear peanut butter all over her breasts and thinks "i got it!" She tells you she has a surprise for you and puts a blindfold onto you and walks you to the backyard. She leads you up a pool ladder and the tells you to "walk the plank". You do, the ground disappears from beneath you and you hit a surface which at first you think is solid ground. But then as you try and stand up properly you slowly start to sink and get stuck. You remove the blindfold to find out you are now sinking into a giant jar of peanut butter. She laughs at you and says now who is the messy one!

You are watching WAM on your computer when suddenly you feel someone grab you from behind and put something over your mouth, you lose consciousness. You wake up later feeling a little hazy and confused. Now you start to realize everything around you is gigantic. You now realize that you have been shrunk down with the shrink ray you created! There is no way out of where you are apart from through what looks to be like a giant cheesecake in front of you. You start to wade through it. You start to sink in the thick sweet cheesy sludge. when you reach your upper thighs in it you feel the crust of the cake. This appears to be a slight relief as you know now you can just wade through the rest until you get out of the other side. This relief is short lived ads your foot breaks through the crust and makes its way into something soft. Your hear a laugh from around you. It is now you realize the cheesecake was placed on your wifes slimy vagina and now you are slowly sinking into her!

You are at a water park trying out the new slide. Half way down you hear a large crowd cheering and laughing. Confused at to what could be the commotion you start looking around. After a short while you see a pool filled with thick caramel. Not caramel syrup, but super thick sticky caramel. Knowing this is one of your fetishes you start to get excited and wonder about checking this pool out later. You continue down the slide around a few more bends. Now it starts to dawn on you. Your slide is connected to this pool. You start to get an erection which you know will be an issue. Finally you past the last bend and the pool gets closer. Then it happens, your slide drops you into the pool of caramel. It is so thick you don't immediately go under. It takes about 10 seconds. Two bikini clad women who work for the water park are calling you to the edge to help you out but your erection is throbbing and larger than you think it could ever get. Suddenly a rush comes over you. You cum in the caramel. The crowd is starting to look confused as to why you are not coming out of the caramel. They think you need help so they throw you a rope. You grab it and they start to pull you out. Luckily for you your erection fades just in time, but the bikini clad workers notice the stain on your pants. They take you to a back room and wash you down. They tell you they know what happened in the pool and not to be embarrassed as they also get turned on by the same thing. They invite you back after hours and you all have a swim in it together. They both have sec with you while submerged.

Sorry I killed the thread.

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I have too many to list but here are a few in a nutshell:

pie Jenn's hair!!

to wrestle 2 hot girls in mud...they're wearing bikinis;

to wrestle 2 hot girls in oil...we're all naked;

to have Amy and Penelope from MessyGirl pie me while Sabrina is given me a blowjob...Sabrina gets messy too;

get in a pie fight with Amy, Penelope and Sabrina;

to have Ariel and Jayce tie me to a chair and pie my silly...both give me blowjobs til I explode;

A pie fight to break out at the end of a blowbang, with the girl getting creamed in the face with dozens of pies after getting creamed in the face with a dozen cumshots.

Wouldn't Penny Pax, for instance, look good getting hit with some pies while all that cum drips off her?