I am going to have a hotel room to myself next month for a few days and would love some messy dares to do! Will buy a bunch of stuff before hand and take full advantage of anything you can throw my way and see how these suggestions go! Thoughts??

Cake sitting, having a jar of chocolate spread to use as a fleshlight

I second the cake sitting. Also get bake beans and pasta o's and fill your underwear with them

fill the bed with shaving foam and jump in it and roll over

Use assorted condiments like ketchup, mustard, ranch, etc to cover your head and face.

Fill the bathtub with shaving cream & get completely covered!

I second filling the bed with multiple cans of shaving cream and having some messy fun in bed.