Real pies, green slime, gratuitous nudity, lesbian action, white socks, more pies, some scissoring action, more pies, dildos, more lesbian action, more pies, strap ons, more pies, and then some more pies. Plot; they get more turned on the messier they get...
Some clowning of course. With these ladies, please do the full out glamour deal. Long gowns with gloves, cigarette holders or cigars. Maybe an elegant cigar and wine tasting. "You know what would go great with that wine" splat a big choco cream pie.