A non-wammderful layperson was saying 'you know you are having dirty sex if you have to put down a towel that is as crazy as it gets'. Silly clean folk and their modest expectations.
I politely agreed and got back to discussing how to end world hunger because I wasn't about to pop their bubble and rock their world by subjecting them to all the mischief they are missing it might have caused a big mess when their head exploded. They'll never understand that being truly dirty requires much tidying up afterwards.
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