An odd thing happened to my wife on Saturday that was kind of exciting since I often fantasize about the idea of her getting messy in public. She ran into a Chik-fil-A to grab a late lunch for the kids. After she got back in the car she realized she had ketchup all up and down her back and all in her hair.

She has long blonde hair and had been leaning against a pole inside the restaurant. She recalled feeling something but didn't think much of it. However, there was so much ketchup in her hair that it seemed like it had been done on purpose. We joked that maybe someone had a similar kink and wanted to see her hair all messy. I know, it's kind of a boring story, but it was kind of a turn on too.

Cut to later that evening... She was annoyed that she had to wash her hair on a Saturday night. I joked that we could get her hair a bit messier first, fully expecting her to say "No way". Instead she offered that if I would clean out the refrigerator I could take all the holiday leftovers and dump them in her hair. We closed the blinds over the sink and she hopped up on the counter then laid her hair back into the sink. I took everything that could go down the disposal and shampooed it into her hair. I even rinsed the bins out and dumped that in her hair. It wasn't too messy but a lot of fun. Everything was cold -- mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, stuffing, gravy, coleslaw, cranberry sauce and a half tub of cool whip.