I thought this post was about the Tom Stoppard play called "Travesties" which in some stagings, has a tit for tat pie scene between two of the female characters (Gwendolen and Cecily)...it's a brilliant play...
....realizing of course that the poster meant to write' transvestites'...big difference, there...although there is definitely a theatrical parallel
Come tot think of it, someone should do a drag version of Travesties under the title of this post...Lenin, Tzara, and Joyce in drag might be rather amusing to see....