Gungington Gazette--"Court Says Let The People Decide" by OldSchoolGunger

North East England

I made a mistake and I'm very sorry but I didnt do anyone any harm. My fellow defendant damaged police property!

9/7/219/7/21

East Midlands, UK

A mistake he says!!!! He commited a dangerous act in our town, I just forgot about a few daft bits of paper, that's all I did

9/8/219/8/21

Subslime

London

why should it be either or? Both broke the rules, and both will look very nice covered in gunge

9/8/219/8/21

East Midlands, UK

This is unfair, I appeal to the good people of Gungington, spare this hard working citizen, the punishment should be for those who endanger our nearest and dearest, not people like me working so hard they forgot to sort the legal bits on the car, spare me please!!!

9/8/219/8/21

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The set up in forum thread is fascinating

Paint with play and surrender

9/9/219/9/21

North East England

I must say I'm overwhelmed with the support I'm receiving here, it's clear you all know what good justice should look like!

9/9/219/9/21

funmatt

Love a gunge vote! But had to think for a while about my choice.

9/10/219/10/21

East Midlands, UK

I'm really very sorry to all you insurance payers, I only "forgot" to renew my policy, I'm normally a law abiding citizen just like I'm sure you all are, Speeding is an unforgivable offence though!

9/13/219/13/21

North East England

It does appear to be a landslide I must say! Glad to see you all doing your civic duty, Gungington is a better place for it!

9/13/219/13/21

East Midlands, UK

This is so unfair! you are all being really mean! I don't deserve this, these are my best clothes, they will be ruined!!! Please save me from the slop tank!

9/14/219/14/21

East Midlands, UK

An eagle eyed member of the community has pointed out that OldSchool was on the way to a "Brandy" tasting evening, motoring and alcohol really doesn't mix well & I think this shows a lack of responsibility (& yes I'm getting desperate now!)

9/14/219/14/21

North East England

One doesnt usually drink ON THE WAY to a brandy tasting you oik. I would have left the car at the club and had Jeeves pick me up in the Rolls

9/14/219/14/21

East Midlands, UK

So you say Sir, but if that's the case why didn't Jeeves drive you to the brandy tasting? Then you wouldn't have been caught speeding???
He's just making this up as he goes! Please see sense people and spare me this indignity :ohno

9/14/219/14/21

East Midlands, UK