So Barney and Nottssplosh are giving you the chance to decide which of them gets messy next time we meet. The options are set out below along with some pics to help you decide. The loser (or winner depending on how you look at it) gets pied with shave foam then covered in gunge. Happy voting!
Sorry, Nottssplosh, it's got to be Barney in that slingshot. Any chance you can pour something - cold custard or rice pudding maybe - down the front!? Not that much would fit in..!