MessyHot had been approached about taking part in a human sexuality documentary, "because I am a sploshing expert and they really liked my style." The producers were very impressed with the body of work Lum and I had put together, so they wanted her to be the feature. One of the conditions we put forth was that they provide us with an interesting shooting location, and to their word, they booked us a rooftop location in downtown Los Angeles with the city in the background.
The scene opens with Lum being super excited about where we are shooting, and wasting no time starting the mess making she's so well known for. Corn syrup and sprinkles first, followed by whipped cream and then the traditional opening cake smash, first with her feet (after which she shows off her messy feet up close) and then, after writing messyhot on it, one with her butt. After the cakes are smooshed, she gets into frosting and paints herself incredibly well, raver jewelry just barely poking through at some points. We get a pair of whipped cream spanks which we get in slow motion too, and then some more corn syrup. Her poor bikini is completely destroyed but she keeps on going. We grab a little more slow motion with some boobie bouncing and then some sprinkles over the face. Wanting to keep her feet fans interested, she smashes more cupcakes onto her feet, shows them off, and then goes to work on her ass. Before long yellow icing is everywhere blending into the other colors. About 3/4 of the way thru we decide to play chubby bunny which Lum claims to be awful at but she has fun with every time. To add some darkness to the mix, we use a giant chocolate cupcake and then a jar of jam. One of the major crowd pleasers is up next as we get into the cupcake tossing, and I even get some of the documentary crew into throwing them (sadly I'm not allowed to include that part). Once the cupcakes are exhausted I deliver a mighty pie to the face, leaving her face destroyed. To wrap things up, we thank the messyhot fans who've been with us for two years and then give her a mighty condensed milk facial which it is quite apparent touches her in a very special way!
This shoot was almost TO the day two years from my first set with Lum. For both of us to have come this far this fast is incredible. Being recorded by an advanced documentary crew while we shot was almost surreal. And it's because of support from all of you in our messy family we are able to keep this up!
That being said I understand if I come across sounding critical but hey man just how I felt... No one's an "expert" in sploshing... Everyone has their techniques and preferences... So again sorry if this came across rude but sorry your claiming something your not.
don't let that ego get to your head bud. Im not one to call people out but your site reminds of of sploshme... So I wouldn't call be so quick to call yourself an expert...
Lol I knew the butthurt would come out quickly on this one. Deadpan humor doesn't convert to Internet well. When they reached out to me they said they wanted me because I was an expert. I guess winning a porn award and having colorful models makes you an expert.
polishph06 said: That being said I understand if I come across sounding critical but hey man just how I felt... No one's an "expert" in sploshing... Everyone has their techniques and preferences... So again sorry if this came across rude but sorry your claiming something your not.
Again this is exactly the kind of response I'd hoped to provoke
And you hit the nail right on the head. How can anybody take siting on cakes "seriously"
Im not a sploshing expert. Im not too bad at marketing though
polishph06 said: That being said I understand if I come across sounding critical but hey man just how I felt... No one's an "expert" in sploshing... Everyone has their techniques and preferences... So again sorry if this came across rude but sorry your claiming something your not.
Again this is exactly the kind of response I'd hoped to provoke
And you hit the nail right on the head. How can anybody take siting on cakes "seriously"
Im not a sploshing expert. Im not too bad at marketing though
polishph06 said: That being said I understand if I come across sounding critical but hey man just how I felt... No one's an "expert" in sploshing... Everyone has their techniques and preferences... So again sorry if this came across rude but sorry your claiming something your not.
Again this is exactly the kind of response I'd hoped to provoke
And you hit the nail right on the head. How can anybody take siting on cakes "seriously"
Im not a sploshing expert. Im not too bad at marketing though
Nah just good.at copyright infringement
Even better at knowing the difference between copyright and trademark
don't let that ego get to your head bud. Im not one to call people out but your site reminds of of sploshme... So I wouldn't call be so quick to call yourself an expert..
I'll just leave this here.
Got my amusement for the morning. Thanks you've fulfilled your purpose!