Birthday Gunging "Manwam giving me the gunging I deserved for my birthday"
When Miles wanted to celebrate his birthday, he decided Manwam would have the perfect present. Miles is not wrong- sat in a pool wearing a football kit, he's going to get a happy messy birthday indeed. First is the chocolate cake, which is followed by Shaving foam pies (I lost count, they just keep coming) till Miles is a white fluffy mess. It's not a happy birthday without jelly down the pants and Manwam is only happy to help Miles along rubbing it in good both front and back. Of course yogurt, custard and rice pudding go over the head, but trifle goes down Miles' pants. Miles gets syrup and other mess on him till he's fully coated top to bottom. How to end it all? Chocolate squirty cream of course. Miles is totally trashed and that's the way we like to have our cake and get covered in it too! Happy Birthday Miles, you lucky sod you.
Love you, too
