I am also an equal opportunity pie lover. Whipped or shaving cream...colored or white...all good for me. Nothing of these options could ever ruin a scene for me.

So, Mr B...tell us more about Rich fucking a tapestry....? I mean, I figured he was frustrated from pieing all those hot models, but honestly, I would not have suspected this...

Confidential to Robby WLP: "pies of color"

I prefer the white pies since I'm kinda old school