I'm back with an amazing 36 min Messy Custard Pie in the face and Baked Beans over the head (and in the face!) film where you have plenty of time to see me clean first whilst reading a Splosh mag dressed in lovely white trousers and a white top.
I also have very sheer Nylons/pantyhose on and white strappy sandals so you can see my beautifully pedicured toes with red toenails through the hose.
I tell you all about my health and this years therapy treatment and various events that have happened.
I then also tell you about future releases already in the can.
Talking of cans this wouldn't be a Messy Jessie film without a Lot of mess and plenty of cans of baked beans were emptied into a couple of buckets plus pies prepared.
As I talk,and bearing in mind I have all white on plus I've changed my shoes for some cream satin peep toe heels that I genuinely wore as a bridesmaid in the summer,I get covered in baked beans over the head and end up with the bucket on my head.
Various pies follow,some filled with Angel Delight as well as creamy coloured foam and I make a mistake about Man City,mjd's favourite team.
He suddenly ignores the script and I get pelted hard with pies and get a bucket of beans in the face!
I carry on regardless and the rest of the baked beans are poured over my head.
I get pied again and then as I'm getting a bit cold I self pie myself and get to the finale of me getting showered off.
This film means a Lot to me emotionally and if you ever cared about me I'd be grateful if you bought this one!
It should really be split in 3 but I want you to all see the whole film for the one film price.
This shows me people really care as opposed to sending me daft messages saying 'Hi' or asking me questions about Sex/wam etc or can they have a wank etc
Buying my films from from my website or my UMD store is the only way I earn from the sales these days.
If you see me in films Anywhere else I don't get paid any residuals.
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