Randy had been running his big stupid mouth for far too long, so I decided to fluff him up a bit. Maybe under multiple pounds of fluff, frosting and crumbled cake, he'd get the point that it's time to shut up! I had him all taped up to a chair, fluff already covering his face. As I continued to fluff him, I talked some shit to him, reminding him how pathetic and what a loser he is. I make him worship my cake covered ass, but I don't make it easy for him to reach. I also smother his face with my messy foot while his face is covered in 2 inches of mess! After 20 minutes of messy madness, I decided to leave him to his own devices, all taped, fluffed and frosted up. Total mess: 6 lbs marshmallow fluff, 8 lbs of buttercream frosting, cake crumbs.
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