I was chatting with a buddy last night and we were discussing how much we both enjoyed getting messy in hotels ... there's the thrill of getting trashed in a new place, plus the added excitement of knowing that you're "breaking the rules" and being naughty as you lie on the bed covered in slime!
But that got us chatting about some of our close calls - the time the fire alarm went off mid-session (someone had burnt some toast in the kitchen), or the time the drain blocked in the wet room while I was cleaning up and the water started flooding the bedroom, or the time when one of the bin bags started leaking as I was carrying it out of the hotel and left a trail of custard across the reception floor.
I'd love to hear about other people's experiences of hotel gungings ... do you enjoy them? Any near misses with being caught? Any disasters?!!
P.S. I've just added the full 10-minute video of one of my hotel gungings to my OnlyFans page (https://onlyfans.com/kitgunger) if you want to see me risking a hotel bed to get my Chelsea kit covered in orange and green slime!
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I've had a few close calls over the years, my first was a hotel in York! I had set up the inflatable pool having pushed the bed over and hung plastic sheeting from the walls to save any splashes and the guy arrived and set up the camera, mid way through trashing me someone tried the door! the door half opened then closed.
The other guy although not covered in thick goo ran to the door and opened it and found the maid asking do you want towels! from then on its always best to take a door wedge just in case.
Another time me and another guy were on the mattress of a bed! we had covered it with plastic sheeting! and were both covered in a thick mixture of black treacle and peanut butter! and were basically shagging when one of those gangway window cleaners came down to the window and the lad started washing the window! he stopped and looked at us both covered head to toe and in a romantic pose! then very slowly lowered the gangway down.
The last hotel session was meeting a lad who mid way through getting totally covered got up answered the door and let in his wife who just wanted to watch us getting trashed! bit weird! but it was when she got turned on and then mastabated cross the room killed the mood!.
The room stank! afterwards and I had to tell the receptionist there was a smell in the room! lucky the hotel was one where you paid cash not card and a fake name was given
Had a minor panic from the hotel fire alarm test happening mid session.
My other near miss was getting tangled in the red pull chord for summoning assistance, luckily I didn't quite pull it, otherwise it would have been interesting to explain to the poor staff member who would have answered the call.
RE: window cleaner- that was honesty one of the funniest things I've read in a while! I'd love to have been in the canteen to hear the other side of the story.
The_Cowboy said: I've had a few close calls over the years, my first was a hotel in York! I had set up the inflatable pool having pushed the bed over and hung plastic sheeting from the walls to save any splashes and the guy arrived and set up the camera, mid way through trashing me someone tried the door! the door half opened then closed.
The other guy although not covered in thick goo ran to the door and opened it and found the maid asking do you want towels! from then on its always best to take a door wedge just in case.
Another time me and another guy were on the mattress of a bed! we had covered it with plastic sheeting! and were both covered in a thick mixture of black treacle and peanut butter! and were basically shagging when one of those gangway window cleaners came down to the window and the lad started washing the window! he stopped and looked at us both covered head to toe and in a romantic pose! then very slowly lowered the gangway down.
The last hotel session was meeting a lad who mid way through getting totally covered got up answered the door and let in his wife who just wanted to watch us getting trashed! bit weird! but it was when she got turned on and then mastabated cross the room killed the mood!.
The room stank! afterwards and I had to tell the receptionist there was a smell in the room! lucky the hotel was one where you paid cash not card and a fake name was given
Haha, what an amazing set of hotel experiences!
Love the window cleaning story. If I'd have been that guy on the cleaning scaffold I suspect I would have suddenly spotted a very stubborn spot of dirt on your window that required a lot of attention. Hopefully the two of you would have got back to your messy business on the bed while I scrubbed away at that stain!
The door wedge idea is a good suggestion ... must remember that in future.
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screen_name said: Had a minor panic from the hotel fire alarm test happening mid session.
My other near miss was getting tangled in the red pull chord for summoning assistance, luckily I didn't quite pull it, otherwise it would have been interesting to explain to the poor staff member who would have answered the call.
RE: window cleaner- that was honesty one of the funniest things I've read in a while! I'd love to have been in the canteen to hear the other side of the story.
Yes, that pesky red emergency cord in the accessible bathrooms. Accidentally pulling it has always terrified me too!
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