The TikTok algorithms brought me the Indianapolis NFL mascot Blue, who seems to pie a lot of people, including some pretty female fans and cheerleaders! I know some of these have been posted before but there are some new ones here too... Enjoy!
I know everything on Earth was better in the 2010s (before we went to the darkest timeline anyway)....
But it's worth noting that mascots used to throw ENTIRE CAKES directly at their cute females. In the NBA, no less. You're telling me the Colts in 2026 only have "shaving cream pie" marketing money when the Houston Rockets in 2012 had "giant sheet cake" money?!?
SlapstickStuff said: I know everything on Earth was better in the 2010s (before we went to the darkest timeline anyway)....
But it's worth noting that mascots used to throw ENTIRE CAKES directly at their cute females. In the NBA, no less. You're telling me the Colts in 2026 only have "shaving cream pie" marketing money when the Houston Rockets in 2012 had "giant sheet cake" money?!?
I can't find the clip but the Orlando Magic mascot shoved a cake in a woman's face back in the day and I am pretty sure it was a girl I knew from school.
I'm sure a producer would for the right money.... It's literally the cheapest way to do WAM period.
A real pie that I use? About $5.... Crusts are $3 now, a tub of Cool Whip is $2 (don't use it all for one pie), pudding cups are $1.25 for 4 and you need 2-3 for a pie.....
A "Blue" pie? 1/4 of a can of $1.50 shaving cream, plus a 10-cent plastic plate.... So, 50 cents versus $5??
SlapstickStuff said: I know everything on Earth was better in the 2010s (before we went to the darkest timeline anyway)....
But it's worth noting that mascots used to throw ENTIRE CAKES directly at their cute females. In the NBA, no less. You're telling me the Colts in 2026 only have "shaving cream pie" marketing money when the Houston Rockets in 2012 had "giant sheet cake" money?!?
I absolutely agree with you Rich. The days of Clutch slamming about 50 huge cakes into a bunch of peoples faces appear to be behind us, and oh what days they were.
If only there was a producer who'd slam sheet cakes into pretty girls faces all the time, that'd be awesome. Wait.....
Love you, too
