I am interested in having a Three stooges pie fight where i dress up in a suit of a tuxedo and lets get me all messy as well as you. I am willing to travel and pay for expenses, so let's get messy together.
Please let me know your thoughts

Hiii, I'd love to wear a silk ball gown to match the aesthetic of the tux and have a good old-fashioned pie fight!

I would enjoy with you dressed in a gown and me in a tux and we have an old fashion pie and other messy stuff
Please let me know what you would enjoy.
I do get aroused in a pie fight

Do you have an extra tux or suit?

Yes I have many outfits and costumes and if want me to wear a specific out fit then I would find one.
Yes i do have a suit and tux that can get messy

I'm interested. Just have a few questions:

Where will this take place?
How many people are you planning to attend?
Will it be all male? I won't be involved in pie fights with women

Then I'm definitely interested!

I'd be interested! Could we make it a pie fight between sports fans?