Hi,

I have a session arranged with a fan, but I'm looking for at least one more male or female to plaster my head in person.

Choices are, one or more of the following:


Heinz Salad Cream topped with egg mayo sandwich filler.

Thousand Island Dressing topped with prawn cocktail

Blue Cheese condiment topped with blue cheese

Heinz ketchup topped with tuna and sweetcorn sandwich filler

HP sauce topped with Branston pickle

Can't accommodate sadly.

Who'd do it?. This is 100% head covering. Head, neck and shoulders. No skin or hair not covered.

I'm also up to be used as a pie target. Flour paste or double whipped cream pies x

Hey, how's it going? Where abouts are you x

I am in South-East UK and desperate to be plastered in very smelly condiments x

Brown Sauce and Mayo half and half! Or Heinz Soup Tomato and Mushroom
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Could do, but hp sauce goes with Branston Pickle to give me the smelly plastering I need and desire x

Hi there, I can accomodate, but i'm in the north west. I know it's far away!

Message me x

This is what I need totally plastered in very smelly condiments. Still open to offers. Reply here or message me direct x

I've decided. This session will be HP original brown sauce and Batts Brown sauce from Aldi, topped with original Branston Pickle. Complete head stinky plastering. Who can accommodate and is up for it in The UK?

I need my entire head plastering unrecognisable, stinky lumpy brown x