Hey folks! Trying out a skit with some *actual* audience interaction..... with the setup being that the lovely Valerie is a huge hit in the wake of her debut volume (so, real life imitating art).... And now she's fielding a lot of "fan mail" and answering questions. Eventually, as we all know, the questions will lead her into saying or doing things that cause her to get hit with pies... or slimed... or caked.... and I probably WILL script those (fake) questions. But I thought it would also be fun for her to field some genuine queries from you guys!
So submit a question (not necessarily mess-related) and I'll pick the best ones to work into the skit! (Nothing asking for personal info, of course.) You're also welcome to submit a "mess-leading" question too.... Heck, if I get enough of those, I won't even need to write the skit myself!!
For those who are unfamiliar with Val, she is a genuinely lovely ball of energy and fun!
Val, what is the sensation of being a hot and sexy woman getting a lot of pies? It's funny? Strange? Exciting? And which pie it was better to taste in your face?
Rich, do you have any preview of when she might return? I think we all are looking forward for her next scenes with you
For intro questions, anything lightly silly and teasing - who is your favourite celebrity crush? What's your funniest romantic fail (that you're willing to share)? What's your favourite chat-up line, to say or receive?
Not that you need any help with scripting, but since the offer's there, could be some fun with either truth or dare options - answer a more revealing or embarrassing question, or take a pie/slime/cake.
Or just good old-vanished slapstick, "What's your favourite flavour of pie/cake? Here why don't you try a few samples..." "What's your favourite colour of slime? Here, why don't you try a few samples..." Etc.
I like this concept, so here are a few questions...
What does your significant other think about you getting pied and slimed in these videos?
Which do you like more, french toast, waffles or pancakes?
How long should you date someone before you fart in front of them?
To what extent can existential meaning be considered objective rather than a product of subjective human interpretation within the framework of existentialist and phenomenological thought?
Question: "Do you like Chocolate Cake?" Valerie: "Oh, not really?" Follow up question: "Then why do you have it all over your face?" (gets chocolate cake smeared all over her face)
I dunno just a bit. You're still one of the best, Rich!