Hey folks!
Trying out a skit with some *actual* audience interaction..... with the setup being that the lovely Valerie is a huge hit in the wake of her debut volume (so, real life imitating art).... And now she's fielding a lot of "fan mail" and answering questions.
Eventually, as we all know, the questions will lead her into saying or doing things that cause her to get hit with pies... or slimed... or caked.... and I probably WILL script those (fake) questions. But I thought it would also be fun for her to field some genuine queries from you guys!

So submit a question (not necessarily mess-related) and I'll pick the best ones to work into the skit! (Nothing asking for personal info, of course.) You're also welcome to submit a "mess-leading" question too.... Heck, if I get enough of those, I won't even need to write the skit myself!!

For those who are unfamiliar with Val, she is a genuinely lovely ball of energy and fun!

Val, what is the sensation of being a hot and sexy woman getting a lot of pies? It's funny? Strange? Exciting? And which pie it was better to taste in your face?

Rich, do you have any preview of when she might return? I think we all are looking forward for her next scenes with you

Great idea!

For intro questions, anything lightly silly and teasing - who is your favourite celebrity crush? What's your funniest romantic fail (that you're willing to share)? What's your favourite chat-up line, to say or receive?

Not that you need any help with scripting, but since the offer's there, could be some fun with either truth or dare options - answer a more revealing or embarrassing question, or take a pie/slime/cake.

Or just good old-vanished slapstick, "What's your favourite flavour of pie/cake? Here why don't you try a few samples..." "What's your favourite colour of slime? Here, why don't you try a few samples..." Etc.

I like this concept, so here are a few questions...

What does your significant other think about you getting pied and slimed in these videos?

Which do you like more, french toast, waffles or pancakes?

How long should you date someone before you fart in front of them?

To what extent can existential meaning be considered objective rather than a product of subjective human interpretation within the framework of existentialist and phenomenological thought?

What type of pie she prefer to get messy.. cool whip , marshmallow fluff (maybe), shaving, frosting?

Aside the face, what other part of her body did she most enjoyed get pied?

What was your first thought when you were initially asked to be in a Slapstick video?

Would you ever go nude?

What is a messy experience you haven't had yet that you would like to have?

And finally, can you look to your left?

What was your first reaction when you were told what Rich plans to do to you during your first shoot?

What was the messiest you had ever been in your life before shooting with SlapstickStuff?

Did you watch Nickelodeon growing up? What did you think of the green slime on Nickelodeon?

Were you surprised to find out how many guys like watching pretty girls getting messy?




This is a great idea for a video, Rich! You should do this with all your models going forward.

This!

What are your favorite pastry to enjoy?

What is your favorite pie/cake toppings/fillings?

Does Rich still own the Afro wig; blink twice for yes.

Valerie, in your sexiest voice could you repeat "Can I have a pie?"

If you had to have a tit-for-tat piefight with a female celebrity, who would you pick and why?

Have you ever been covered in love before? Just close your eyes and gaze up slowly. (and I'm fully aware it is not Valentine's Day).

Why don't you use the very thick glow pies alot? Or glop bowls anymore? I like those alot

When you first learned about the WAM fetish did you do any research/browsing to understand what it was all about? If so, where did you look?

What are your four favorite movies of all time?

1. Is Rich going to pie you now?

2. Would you rather be pied, caked, or slimed?

3. What is Death Cab's best album and why is it Plans?

4. What was your cumulative GPA in underwater basket weaving?

5. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

6. Prince. Discuss.

Question: "Do you like Chocolate Cake?"
Valerie: "Oh, not really?"
Follow up question: "Then why do you have it all over your face?"
(gets chocolate cake smeared all over her face)

I dunno just a bit. You're still one of the best, Rich!

What caused the Bronze Age collapse?
Is consciousness a biological function?
Who is the greatest third baseman of all time?
Beatles or Stones?

Now that's a keep cut from the B roll footage! Always loved that there was a Death Cab poster in Rich's 'green room'