Anyone that has talked to me or seen me here knows two things about me: I love being a clown & I love taking pies in the face.

I have taken over 320 pies in the last two years, but I want to aim higher in 2026 and I hope UMD, Fetlife, and the clown community can give me a helping hand. For every ten likes on anything I post in 2026 on UMD (pictures, posts, comments, videos, etc.) I will take a pie in the face and hopefully post the results.

So this post is the start of having the WAM community send me my pie count through the roof (hopefully ) Which of these clown looks do you think is silliest and most deserving of a pie?

An admirable intention. To get pied more and more often is a great New Year resolution.

And I am committed to this resolution! I also hope to find a woman to help give me these pies. Of all the pies I have taken, none of them have been from someone else (yet)

happy to add likes in exchange for clown pies!

And clown pies there shall be! It looks like I am close to 7 so far off this thread alone. I imagine that once I do my first mess and post the pictures I will end up getting very messy