Rita Moreno wearing those SEXY jodhpur pants and the calf high tight brown leather boots..... The crisp wrinkle free yellow button down with the sweater vest and the sexy beret ...... The sexiest movie director I've ever seen! And I absolutely love the wouldn't/ couldn't/shouldn't skit where she is taunting the other actor with a massive Cream Pie and finally throws it in his face. And right after she throws her arms around his neck laughing that amazing laugh that she had and smiling that fabulous smile at the camera. She was so mischievous and fun it turned me on like nobody's business. I used to fantasize that she would be dressed in her movie director outfit and yell " HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!" and throw a Cream Pie in my face and then dozens of Cream Pies would come out of nowhere and completely plaster me. "Mean Betty Jean" style! I also wanted to be next in line behind her in the "Your Nasty" skit with her in her little girl Pink and White outfit with the golden curls wig with bows and her white stockings and black patent Mary Janes..... and she was the one holding the Cream Pie!!! . And I'm not talking about later on in life....I was having those thoughts when I was just a boy growing up watching the show. I also always wanted to get Cream Pied by: Electrawoman and Dynagirl Nancy Drew Mari Osmond Cat Woman (Julie Newmar) Natalie Wood Charlie's Angels My Second Grade teacher Miss Henson A woman in my church choir (whom my mother embarrassed the hell out of me by telling her that I thought she was beautiful and I had a huge crush on her) I'm sure there's more I truly did fantasize about wearing my black rubber rain boots and my yellow rubber raincoat and getting hit in the face with Cream Pies.
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