Hey folks!
Yes indeed, Lumen (AKA a ray of sunshine in human form) is back! And if you loved her earlier scenes from SS290 and SS296, rest assured she doesn't miss a beat here. We bring back the bakery, and everyone's favorite (?) "Crusty," but really it's just an excuse to put Lumen in an adorable-yet-revealing apron and let her work her magic.
Was this scene initially very scripted? Yes. Does it go for an epic length? Also yes. (The "super-sized" edit alone is 31 min, plus another 20 min of Outtakes! Also 16 pies, 6 cakes, and thick green slime adds up.) And did we follow any of it? Not really. Aside from a couple setups with clever editing (the "falling cake" at the beginning and the "falling slime bucket" at the end), this was as loose... and carefree... and FUN as anything I've shot since... well, the last Lumen solo scene??
This remarkable woman is truly pure joy, which is something we need more of in 2025. And her sheer delight in the experience, from very funny ad-libs to messy posing to "sampling" some of the pies on her face to singing a song in honor of being turned into "Blue-men".... Yeah, you can't teach this. No "disgusting" mess here, no "awful" humiliation, no models pretending to be revolted by the experience. That's a niche covered elsewhere, not here. SS303 is just non-stop messy fun from start to finish... and if that's what you need now, Lumen has it ready to order! (I mean, she owns a bakery.)

Edits in the HD and standard Vidown stores and the UMD Store, along with unedited footage in the RAWHD Store too! Enjoy! Free trailer too!
https://slapstickstuff.com/SS303Trailer.mp4

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A great scene here, Lumen is joyful to watch. A real pleasure seeing a gal have such a time with it. She's funny and a delight. Grand stuff.

Also as well as the return of..... crusty we get the stunning debut (?) of Rich's Michael Jackson voice! It's somehow worse!

Seems like marriage material. What a great personality

Great pics you have here!!!

Trixxi

Fantastic pics of Lumen, Rich!

Love the slime at the end, and Lumen's incredible energy of course! Talk about a model who gets it...

Thanks for all the kind words! Glad so many have already grabbed this... It's a great one!


Yes, that did NOT make the cut for the edit. (Special bonus in the RAW footage.) Wasn't it the MJ "I'm a lover not a fighter" line after Lumen 'fought" me while totally covered? (The Lumen fight made it in tho! Something about that gag where she's swinging blindly and hitting nothing because she's short always cracks me up...)


I think she's too much of a free spirit to ever get married.... But yeah, she is the ideal WAM partner in many ways...

Well if Lumen prefers to hit it & quit it, then ... eh, why not ... you can give her my digits.

LOL I'm not even sure she's into men anymore....

When I say "free spirit," I'm not kidding! She's actually on the road full-time now. I don't even think she owns a place anymore. Truly unique and amazing person.

It's also very cool to see some folks buying her older scenes now too... Sometimes with the new one, sometimes INSTEAD of... But it's all good! I do think her team-up with Juliet in SS296 is hard to beat.

So what I'm hearing here is: She could use a place to crash from time to time.