The YouTube algorithm for my "pie-dicures" channel has led to a recent interesting upload.
I'm not from the area, but "Squirtman" had a public-access cable TV show in Columbus, OH in the late 1990s. In this particular episode, he goes to the Ohio State campus, and finds 3 cute college co-eds to hit him in the face in the pie. The catch? They have to do a "happy dance" on the pie in their bare feet while holding a giant happy-face sign first. I guess it's a "Hap-PIE" dance?
Ignore that dad joke.
Anyway, it's not great quality, but it comes from Squirtman himself. And again, unless you watched late-night cable-access television in the Columbus, OH area in 1999, you were never aware of this. And again, footage of girls stepping on pies with their bare feet (outside of fetish videos) is very rare.