Should we give CockySuits a new name? by Lokke - UMD

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"Should we give CockySuits a new name?"

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Our beloved plonka, CockSuits, isn't the brightest tool in the box. He thinks he's suave, and debonair, but in reality, he's a fool in a suit that just keeps getting the same humiliating slopping time and time again.

In fact, his inability to learn has seen the latest humiliating splatting in the video link below earn him the name 'SplattyPants'

https://umd.net/videos/rapid-fire

CockySuits, or should I say 'SplattyPants' is resisting his new identity, but we all think he secretly loves it.

Who recon's he has earned his new nickname and that SplattyPants should be here to stay?

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He's lucky no one's ripping off those fancy clothes to give him the nickname "Birthday Suit."

Strip me. Spank me. Shave me. Trash me.

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Lokke

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gingergungeguy said: He's lucky no one's ripping off those fancy clothes to give him the nickname "Birthday Suit."

Love it

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This is ridiculous.

As evidenced by the attached.

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gingergungeguy said: He's lucky no one's ripping off those fancy clothes to give him the nickname "Birthday Suit."

That's ALREADY happened!!!

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CockySuit said: This is ridiculous.

As evidenced by the attached.

And I bet for each one of those pics, there is a corresponding slop picture eh SloppyPants?

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Lokke said:

CockySuit said: This is ridiculous.

As evidenced by the attached.

And I bet for each one of those pics, there is a corresponding slop picture eh SloppyPants?

YOU can't even land on one name (sloppy or splatty?

:bahaha

...I think I'll be ok here.

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CockySuit said:

Lokke said:

CockySuit said: This is ridiculous.

As evidenced by the attached.

And I bet for each one of those pics, there is a corresponding slop picture eh SloppyPants?

YOU can't even land on one name (sloppy or splatty?

:bahaha

...I think I'll be ok here.

Typo!

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CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said: He's lucky no one's ripping off those fancy clothes to give him the nickname "Birthday Suit."

That's ALREADY happened!!!

That's (unfortunately for all the rest of us) not even CLOSE to your birthday suit.

Strip me. Spank me. Shave me. Trash me.

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gingergungeguy said:

CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said: He's lucky no one's ripping off those fancy clothes to give him the nickname "Birthday Suit."

That's ALREADY happened!!!

That's (unfortunately for all the rest of us) not even CLOSE to your birthday suit.

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/misplaced-popsicles-and-dignity

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CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said:

CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said: He's lucky no one's ripping off those fancy clothes to give him the nickname "Birthday Suit."

That's ALREADY happened!!!

That's (unfortunately for all the rest of us) not even CLOSE to your birthday suit.

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/misplaced-popsicles-and-dignity

I'd love to see you use that paddle on your bare ass sometime...

Strip me. Spank me. Shave me. Trash me.

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gingergungeguy said:

CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said:

CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said: He's lucky no one's ripping off those fancy clothes to give him the nickname "Birthday Suit."

That's ALREADY happened!!!

That's (unfortunately for all the rest of us) not even CLOSE to your birthday suit.

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/misplaced-popsicles-and-dignity

I'd love to see you use that paddle on your bare ass sometime...

How much HUMILIATION must I take?!?!?!

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Lokke

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CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said:

CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said:

CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said: He's lucky no one's ripping off those fancy clothes to give him the nickname "Birthday Suit."

That's ALREADY happened!!!

That's (unfortunately for all the rest of us) not even CLOSE to your birthday suit.

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/misplaced-popsicles-and-dignity

I'd love to see you use that paddle on your bare ass sometime...

How much HUMILIATION must I take?!?!?!

For as long as you continue to be gagging for it

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Lokke said:

CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said:

CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said:

CockySuit said:

gingergungeguy said: He's lucky no one's ripping off those fancy clothes to give him the nickname "Birthday Suit."

That's ALREADY happened!!!

That's (unfortunately for all the rest of us) not even CLOSE to your birthday suit.

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/misplaced-popsicles-and-dignity

I'd love to see you use that paddle on your bare ass sometime...

How much HUMILIATION must I take?!?!?!

For as long as you continue to be gagging for it

I am NOT HERE to be the BUTT of the JOKE for RIFFRAFF LIKE YOU and some others here!

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Only 3 have sided with me?!?!?

And I just found out "pants" means "underwear" or "trash/garbage" in the UK.

I don't care WHAT the vote is...I am not agreeing to this!

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CockySuit said: Only 3 have sided with me?!?!?

And I just found out "pants" means "underwear" or "trash/garbage" in the UK.

I don't care WHAT the vote is...I am not agreeing to this!

You can't do anything about it, we'll all want to see you splat your pants Splattypants

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Lokke

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I have a created a song for you (to the tune of Smelly cat)

Splattypants, Splattypants,
Your suits are awfull.
Splattypants, Splattypants,
Time to slop you for ittt

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Lokke said: I have a created a song for you (to the tune of Smelly cat)

Splattypants, Splattypants,
Your suits are awfull.
Splattypants, Splattypants,
Time to slop you for ittt

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