Mine?
I'm at my huge home with an indoor pool, sauna, weight room and mud bath. The mud bath is in its own room. Basically a 8'x8'x 4' deep vat sunk into the middle of the room. The vat is filled with hot brownish black slop that smells like rotten eggs. We have a rack on the wall for all robes, shower caps and clothing. The mud bath room overlooks a beautiful valley. One day after an entire night of fucking my gorgeous wife I wake up and she is not there, she went out to get her nails done. I decide to eat go outside and walk around our property nude with a cup of coffee. I come back in, turn the heat up on the mud bath and jump in. I spend the next 30 minutes up to my chin in hot smelly mud. My wife comes home and asks honey where are you? I reply I'm in the mud. I hear her heels coming done the marble hallway. She climbs the couple steps to the mud room. She says hi babe, already in the mud? I spin around in the slop, to see my wife wearing skin tight black leather leggings, black leather knee high boots and a tight white t shirt. My cock is ready to explode between her outfit, the slippery warm mud and the smell of rotten eggs. She asks can I join you? I reply yes please. She disappears for about 15 minutes comes back butt naked with her gorgeous long brunette hair in blue swimmers cap and her right hand holding a pack of Marlboro lights and lighter. She eases herself into the mud down the stainless steel ladder after setting her cigarettes down. Letting out a gasp as the mud reaches her pussy. She works her way over to a part of the mud bath with a submerged sitting area. Giving me a French kiss as she makes her way through the warm slop. I'm rock hard. She sits down with the mud reaching just past her nipples. Her arms resting to the sides outside the mud bath. She lights up a cigarette. I mention I love your nails! She says thanks babe. She tells me about her day. She knows I just want to fuck her brain s out. She asks if I could give her a mud facial she doesn't want to get her hands dirty. I reply, yes please. She smiles and closes her eyes and leans forward. The cigarette smoke rolling off her hand. I take the biggest hand full of the blackest shit I could grab from beneath the surface and completely cover her face. She lets out a moan and in a whiny voice says Jonathan I wanted a mud mask! Before she can say another word I make my way over and stick my tongue down her throat. We spend another 2 hours in the mess.

Probably not the kind of response you're expecting (or wanting to read), but...my fantasy?

Finding someone safe, sane, and...yeah...semi-attractive who wants to get together for a playful, relaxed session and who won't wince if/when I take off my clothes.

I know it's not very exciting, but for some of us, it's still a really beautiful thought - just to get to have the connection and the experience with someone.

All responses are welcome and appreciated! It's soooo interesting in what makes people tick! If you're not hurting anyone or anything, have fun! I love everyone on here! We are all in the same boat! So interesting there is a group that love playing in cake, some like oil! Again I love you all! We are not weird, we know what we like and know how to get off doing it! I feel terrible for people locked in there own skin!

I'd like to have an otherwise normal relationship but there is a standing consent agreement with my partner that as long as we are at home and nobody else is around (and he buys the materials), he is allowed to pie me whenever he wants and for as long as he wants, and I have to just go along with it.

OP - Quite similar - big house, hot tub, mud pit in the basement, etc. Though for me, it would have to smell like 'fresh earthy forest floor after a rain'. Had these same dreams since junior high. I've posted similar in other comments - but it all ends up the same - I grew up, got the big house, hot tub - but then it dawned on me: I'd either have to explain to friends as to why there was a giant mud pit in the basement (freaky!) or why there was one room permanently locked (creepy!) So that is one "renovation" I've never gone forward with. (At least not on a permanent basis! lol).

Though looking back, maybe that would have been a way to screen out 'good' friends from 'great!' friends. ?!?!

A surprise messing from a nice lady

Dang! Sorry to hear. I had a similar situation ...girl I was dating was super interested and wanted to play in mud! I told her a bit of what to expect and what we could do and she was like, "...is that all?? Can we do [more / wilder things]?" I was like "heck yeah!" So I was super looking forward to it.

Anyway, big day comes - beautiful hot summer day, tons of bottomless warm creamy mud, we go out, start messing around, throwing mud at each other, play wrestling, etc. Clothes start to come off and just exactly as it's starting to get 'interesting'.... 'plop!' a drop of mud gets in her eye! ...and under her contact lens. ...and then she can't see, eye is burning / gritty / stinging, etc. So we had to shut down for the day.

Then one thing led to another and we never did make it back out there.

I would absolutely love to have a wam roomone that has a full time gunge tank and shower that drain directly to the sewer! I could put my wam fridge (yes I have a wam pantry and wam fridge, so I guess I'm already spoiled lol)

Finding a special girl who loves to dominate Babs, help her explore and enjoy her feminine side and make Babs serve her. Also pie her everyday and make her take jacuzzi bubble baths every night.

I'd love my wife in a French maid outfit serving me deserts but on this day she is particularly clumsy and she spills and drops foods all over me, I of course return the favor until we are both covered and rolling around in the mess. After that... the sky is the limit.

To be on a TV show where I am routinely Cream Pied and Caked wearing my PVC, Rubber and Leather. To be in a Messygirl's Revenge video

I would love to be dressed up as a women, by a woman and made to look as if I am going to a high class social event. The opera, a gala dinner, something which requires me to wear a beautiful gown, gloves, lots of expensive jewellery and shoes. Makeup done to perfection and perhaps even a tiara. I would then be told the even is cancelled and it is all my fault. As a punishment I am then completely covered in thick, whipped cream pies, gunged with syrup and custard. Have paint and other colourful mess ruin my hair, be covered with whipped cream from a can, shaving cream and other squirtables! Once I am an unrecognisable blob of mess, I would love to be hosed down and then have it all repeated again. Finally I would be dumped into an oil drum full of mud and then pied for a final time. For some reason the idea of being in high heeled shoes and having them submerged in mud is a real turn on!

Failing that a beach hut at Mablethorpe would be nice!

L x

Sounds like my sort of evening too , I'd round it off by sleeping in the clothes in what I call a sludge bed, a frame filled with all sorts of thick heavy gunk!

To find a 'like-minded' guy like myself..... Do a 'meet & greet' thing at a local 'Gay-Leather Bar', (which is unfortunately a hard place to find here in 'L.A.'.... ,) but any bar will do...., even in West Hollywood !!!!

We find that we like to 'connect', but instead of a 'quick-session', we want to find out more about each other, so we make plans to meet again.... It could be the beginning of a wonderful, ( Long-term... ???), relationship, or maybe just a quick 'fire-works'....... But I think we want more than just a casusal 'f**k' ......... And everything turns out with a 'Disney,' (Love ever after......), ending.....

You did say this was a 'Fantasy'........l.o.l.