As SlapstickStuff closes in our 300th volume and our 21st anniversary, we're looking back... And yes, that means bringing back some long-gone models for one last (?) messy shoot! We're starting with Naomi, who famously sputtered and cursed her way through SS230 over five years ago. Naomi infamously promised she would never return, but time (and a lot more money) has a way of healing old wounds...
How much of Naomi's persona as "the world's tiniest and angriest model" is strictly for the cameras, and how much is real? Who knows? But if you love genuine, unfiltered reactions (and Scarface levels of expletives), this is definitely your scene! Plenty of 4th wall breaking too (see the clip above), with Naomi wondering why she ever returned to the Poison Pen (ahem) and *really* regretting that decision (ahem), to the tune of 14 pies, chunky "tapioca pudding" slime, *six* cakes, and non-stop humiliation.
Not gonna lie: It took a LOT of work (and money) to bring Naomi back from retirement. (Did you know she's officially now our oldest model? No age reveal, but let's say "north of 40.") And so I made sure to leave nothing on the table... So yes, Naomi gets it about as bad as any model EVER. (Twice! Scene 2 coming when I can find time to edit it!) Crazy long, crazy messy, and crazy levels of (hilarious) anger.
Was it worth it? For me... Absolutely. For Naomi? Hmm.... The final edit is now in the Vidown and UMD Stores! Along with unedited footage from all 3 angles AND a bundle if you want it all!
I am not someone who delights in the anger/frustration of others, but I gotta say that that headline - and "The World's Angriest Model"! - has brought me great joy.
She's so hot/pretty! I didn't realize she was so tiny?
Very cool you've brought her back.
Now you gotta bring back that girl who did the "Alias" parody very early on who I thought was crazy pretty but I think you said she hated it/was not a good actress or into it, and was a one and done. This is the challenge gauntlet I throw down! (ok not really, but...)
that GIF of her rubbing her boobs is next-level and I feel like giving a little back, I'm so happy/stunned about it.
Thank you!
JY
Haha! There's one on the UMD I think, or you can donate on the main SlapstickStuff.com website.
I always tell people that just buying the clips is enough for me! This one doesn't have the edit up yet, but if you get the "Complete" bundle, you'll receive the edit for free when it's available next week!
Damn, she's hot, angry and obviously VERY well-cared for! Is that ring a trey??? Even if it's lab-grown, it's a stunner, much like her body! Well-done as usual Rich and I LOVE her outfit.
Thanks for all the kind words! Rush-released the final HD Edit due to interest, so it's up right now in the Vidown and UMD Stores.... along with the super bundle!
jusjakn said: Damn, she's hot, angry and obviously VERY well-cared for! Is that ring a trey??? Even if it's lab-grown, it's a stunner, much like her body! Well-done as usual Rich and I LOVE her outfit.
That ring (and the new marriage attached to it) was 1000% the reason why Naomi retired 5 years ago!
I guess after a few years she wanted extra spending money...?
scroggle said: You're not interested in taking customs right?
It really just depends. Someone else emailed me yesterday about Naomi, then I told him what she would cost.... And that was the end of THAT. (Sorry guys, it's not 2008 anymore! Even if the stock market is crashing in a similar fashion!)
Scroggle, I know you're good about paying models, but I also know Naomi would NEVER do a HGD. Sorry!
scroggle said: You're not interested in taking customs right?
(Sorry guys, it's not 2008 anymore! Even if the stock market is crashing in a similar fashion!)!
I like that you are honest, open and fair. Consumers and fans may not want to hear it, but everything is getting more expensive - you have never not delivered a quality product, so the prices of course have to keep coming up
I just looked at your prices for the scenes for Tiny Angry Model and they are super-reasonable, again for the product you put out, and in this case the rush you did on the edits
I like that you are honest, open and fair. Consumers and fans may not want to hear it, but everything is getting more expensive - you have never not delivered a quality product, so the prices of course have to keep coming up
I just looked at your prices for the scenes for Tiny Angry Model and they are super-reasonable, again for the product you put out, and in this case the rush you did on the edits
you're a good man, sir - and thorough.
JY
Thanks for the kind words! The running joke is I'm "honest to a fault." I don't make up or exaggerate the model backstories, I don't pretend to be anyone other than myself, and if you've watched enough of the RAW unedited clips, you basically KNOW what a shoot with me is like. I'll also tell you when a model was difficult or a shoot goes sideways, which isn't necessarily what folks want to hear!
And I'm not sure I "rushed" the edit, it took a full week... HA! I'm slowing down in my old age I think. And/or the scenes keep getting longer! That's the other thing.... I know I'm an anomaly now, releasing very long, very edited scenes in an era where everyone's going the opposite. There's literally HUNDREDS of producers who will offer you more and varied content, tons of "bite size" clips that go right to the money shots.... But I do think there's still a (small) audience of folks who want the buildup and tension of a real script, with a beginning/middle/end. Especially if the cost isn't much higher than a 2-minute phone clip!
ANYWAY. I appreciate the feedback, and hard at work on editing Scene 2 as we speak! (Could be done within the week, if other responsibilities don't intrude..)