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A few months ago, I posted a video where I got punished with pies for sneaking off to the beach. In a moment of indiscretion, I left my phone out and unlocked, and my girlfriend found texts where she discovered that on that fateful day, I was joined by the ex-girlfriend she hates with a passion. She didn't take too kindly to this discovery, or to the idea that I kept it secret.
15 pies and multiple buckets of slime and slop later, she proved her point, leaving me a bumbling mess from head-to-toe, but not before texting a photo of my totally demolished body to that ex she despises.
Will my girlfriend forgive me? Will I ever text my ex again?
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