Was feeling a bit horny so had a look at what was around the house. No custard, no foam, no yoghurt or anything else I would normally get messy with or want to stick down my briefs. Oh look there's some toffee dessert sauce that isn't being used. Thought I would film a little video of me having a bit of a play. Well phone was out of position so the good stuff was out of shot and I found the sauce to be really really sticky. Almost too sticky which kinda killed the mood. Think it would probably work better used with something a bit more sloppy like gunge or custard. Oh well probably better make sure the cupboard is stocked next time