I seem to celebrate a birthday every year...is that normal???!!!
Next time use a bigger sheet cake to really wiggle your bum into and completely cover your hot brown butt, with excess frosting and cake to smear all over your ample breasts. Maybe a friend or two then stand behind or either side of you and smash together two big cakes or pies to encase/plaster your face and head.
11/6/25, 4:53pm: Removed link to banned adult tube site and link to youtube clip of a film aimed at minors