Some asshole stole my laptop out of my van! Talk about living in a desperate world. I wanna find the perpetrator, tie them up and dump mustard over their stupid head.

Sorry to hear about your laptop! That sucks! But I'm afraid that if you tie him up and dump mustard over his head, he might enjoy that!

Maybe you should just kick him in the balls!

Norman

An hour of ballbusting with heels on and no safe word... sounds like a worthy punishment to me.