I am in my garden basking in the glorious sunshine. I reach out for some tanning oil and start pouring over a generous amount all over. But when I go to rub it in, it's really sticky... I realise that I have picked up the wrong bottle and poured sticky bubblegum syrup all over myself! So I get the oil and pour that over as well hoping to dissolve the syrup. But I just get a bit carried away and start pouring both bottles all over myself and then pour my milkshake over my head! And there's nothing wrong with a bit of topless bathing in your own garden!
Once I am all oiled up and sticky, my gardener hoses me off!
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