Hope you all had a lovely weekend! Here in the UK, sun and thunderstorms (you know thunderstorms make me horny) and the 4th July weekend for all you in the US (those who celebrate it). I have had even more technical difficulties... It never ends. My internet has not been working so I have not access to emails etc. However, it's working now so I bring you an update! also, I seem to be getting very behind in custims at the moment due to all the technical shit that keeps happeneing. I have a new camera now though. I expect the next thing to go will be this laptop. I have also had a very, very tough few weeks emotionally. So I am delicate. Just go easy on me, I am doing my best to stay afloat!
Anyway, enough of that! Let's start the week as we mean to go on; MESSY!
Brand new on www.messy-jessie.com:
I am in my garden basking in the glorious sunshine. I reach out for some tanning oil and start pouring over a generous amount all over. But when I go to rub it in, it's really sticky... I realise that I have picked up the wrong bottle and poured sticky bubblegum syrup all over myself! So I get the oil and pour that over as well hoping to dissolve the syrup. But I just get a bit catrried away and start pouring both bottles all over myself and then pour my milkshake over my head! And there's nothing wrong with a bit of topless bathing in your own garden! Once I am all oiled up and sticky, my gardener hoses me off! How kind of him!
Love you, too
(you know thunderstorms make me horny) and the 4th July weekend for all you in the US (those who celebrate it). 
