Ahhhh it feels like only yesterday.... or 17 years ago.
A Hooters calendar girl (back when that meant something) decided to get pied and slimed for not much money.... Because why not?? It was the summer of 2007 and that housing market was gonna keep soaring forever!

Oh, and she decided to bring her sister along as chaperone/assistant/etc.
And by the end of the first scene, said sister was smashing her in the face with pies too.

And thus began the story of Jill. (Or to quote former UMD member RobbyWLP, "Jeeeeeeeel.") A Southern hottie who only shot one solo volume... Because she kept bringing in her friends to shoot with her.... Including her sister Jordan AND her best friend Danielle. Who show up in various forms across three volumes and 9 scenes: SS53, SS58, and SS59.... All shot over 6 weeks, all released in 2007.... Because life was simple and easy back then.

I already know that models bringing in models will never be that organic or natural again... Just like you're never gonna get three thick-as-mud accents in one spot like you get in SS58, a three-girl two-scene volume that was classic then, and... Kinda classic now? (There's a reason both those scenes remain $10 after all these years.) I mean, even the vintage trailer is.... Pretty great.

Of course, Jill would shoot more videos later (including a reunion with Jordan that might be my favorite of all of hers).... And then run an agency for numerous years, which is the reason that you got to see Carrie... And Taylor.... And Samantha... Along with great one-off's like Alicia & Riley, or Ashley & Jasmine. So let's just say that a SlapstickStuff without Jill would look very, very different.

All scenes remastered and available to buy or stream now in the Vidown and UMD Stores!
https://youtu.be/IXfzCXnRfdM

Rich - god damn!!
This is seriously one of my all time favorites models/friends/series you ever did. It's a freakin masterpiece. How on earth was this 17 years ago??

I own the majority of these but will be picking up the remasters because they are that enjoyable.

Thank you Jill.

The duo volume with Danielle is easily in my top 5 of your work. Granted, my top 5 is about 30 volumes, but it's in the top 5 of that top 30 of top 5.

Back in 2007, instead of playing with Legos and going into the 1st grade, I should have been buying a house...

and these amazing vintage SlapstickStuff volumes when they were brand new!

That's great, Rich!

However I tried to download the remastered Jill videos on Vidown and Volume 53 Scene 4 seems to be just a non-video tiny file (weighing 16 octets).

Does it do the same for you?

From a moral and ethical standpoint, I'm glad that you were not watching SS videos in 1st grade.

Also, the ideal time to buy a house would've been early 2009, after the crash.... So third grade then!

(Casa SlapstickStuff was purchased in 2005, I believe? Almost paid off now. A genius move that was entirely down to luck and timing.)

Oh no! I just checked and confirmed that the file size is correct, and the file is downloading fine for me. Something must've happened on your end.... Maybe reach out to Soundguy? He's the one for all Vidown tech issues.

Still didn't think about buying a house in 09...just Legos...

Although 2009 is around the time I first remember viewing Slapstickstuff clips on YouTube for the first time

I just sent him a message!

But after thinking I wonder if this problem comes from the fact that I purchased The Complete Jill bundle. Maybe the link works fine if you buy the scene individually but... would not if you buy the bundle, for any reason?

Anyway, here's a pie hit that I was glad to see again!

I sure hope not! All I did was update the entries to the new versions, and upload the new files to the server. (While deleting the old ones.)

So the bundles are composed of all those individual entries, which would be updated as well. (Now, the file size is probably wrong in the listing, but that doesn't actually matter.)

Also, great pic! One of my fave Jill hits too!

The three-girl fight is among my favorites, too, although my favorite Jill "hit" is the sequence here. Her reaction is perfect, just what I'd always want for a thrown pie.


Wow. I did not know that.

I bought the Jill & Jordan pie hits compilation and am about to buy the red bikini volume, and maybe a few others that I missed. I also requested from Soundguy re-DLs of the ones I already have.