Within the next hour my wife (who isn't into WAM) and I will be celebrating with 70 litres of gunky, mucky slop! She has prepared some mystery buckets for me, and I, likewise, for her.

We are in nice satin PJ's, I have some shiny brogues, her some non-slip latex swim socks, and I have a some lifelines for her in the guise of a swim cap, goggles, and a transparent PVC rain jacket.

This is about to be the best night of my life.

Alas, there will be no photos to share but I just had to tell someone!

That's incredible I hope it happens again and you get to experience not being alone with it.

Sounds amazing. Love the idea of mystery buckets. Hope pjs are now in the bin and ruined beyond return

Just a cheeky one of me covered in rice pudding and nacho cheese!