33 years ago I came out of the "Pie closet" to my then girlfriend at the time. Long story short, one day I was at home in our apartment alone and bored while she was at work. There were a dozen banana cream pies thawing out on the kitchen counter for us to have fun with when she got off work. I decided to put on one of her red PVC dresses and hit myself in the face with a pie to tide me over until she got home. Her mother stopped by the apartment to drop something off and walked in on me right after I hit myself in the face with the pie. There's so much more to the story and not enough room to tell it all here. Suffice to say, after she found out that I had a pie in the face fetish, she couldn't get enough of hitting me in the Face with Pies. Knowing that I was shy and embarrassed and ashamed of my fetish, she started the whole idea of me being pied in public.
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