There is a problem in the office. Nicola Kiss has done a fire drill and people have vanished! But some of the staff names are a bit odd. Mr King Dong? etc. Mr B'stard and A Wanker are brought to asses the situation. They feel a cool down is in order. So bring in an extra hand in the form of Mizz Kiss. Before we know it gunge and goo are flying all over the place. Nicola claims it's Sumzlove's fault, Sumzlove claims it was Nicola. As no one will admit to the crime. Both girls are gunged and painted. Messy humiliation follows with oodles of pies and foul mess. Then the wanton office ones' are forced to go topless!