It's been a while! First off, someone has started taking my videos and posting them on their channel, passing them off as their own, so from now on, there will be a small (pretty inconspicuous) watermark in the bottom right of each new video.

A little more positive, somewhere along the way, the camera team on CM thought it would be a great idea to have full body panning shots after each water bucket, which is fucking amazing. Also, the dresses this year are pretty fantastic. The pies may be shit, but at least there's progress in other areas.

I'm also a little unsatisfied with what I've done for the 2017 clips before now, so I might go back and retouch some of them.

Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X10-zKdQFf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgPMUMbXGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMEQnJwXGQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAZokgoFdJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWTuivSUdgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=driUuS5Aik8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43xPPsD3W7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8DhChQOow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2ktEkJlS-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6TcwV8ZqzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6dQAndV6VM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTpCJBJlTy4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk61tbszXt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fchd9rpX9rw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJMT4tP65K0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcPpdqUkCfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFCzJRPHkaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqn1kPNmPf4

Mr. Qwertyyyyy....

Makin' copieees....

The Qwerty-meister......

They present the aftermath of the water so perfectly - starting from the feet and working their way up.

Yet they still can't provide consistent quality post-pie coverage.

Here's the preview for Sunday's episode. Of note: One girl gets a double-pie and Barbara participates.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUN3KLblX4p/?taken-by=promo_redetv

I redid all of the water bucket clips and did first edits for the ones I missed. In retrospect, while this show may have pretty poor pies, the wetlook is incredible. The thumbnails I was able to get speak for themselves.

Edit: Missed one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZqe-cQSi2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOweaP-FVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po1HJYWCwuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpr1NzCEEmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0SxrGzEFB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMFTvOQ5tc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNPLySlhQ74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6703257OBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPK5fU5m2Pk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVJXOJLLxRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPwga6iAgIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iccmmd-3bRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tgXurDV-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuN45DHPBA4

Nice double pie in that promo.
For those of us who don't care about wetlook, this will be the once-a-month CM that produces something of value.

And it's a toss-up who actually gets pied first in this season: Ana or Barb. My money's on "Show gets cancelled first."

thanks for these! appreciate all the hard work. For all the negativity directed at this show, much of it deserved, there are still some really good moments.

Thanks again!

ABG ... You omitted a Top 5 pie-ing. Adorable "Sarah" with her hair tied up in buns receives an excellent pie-ing in the final round. I know you have exacting standards (as do I) so I'm certain this is an oversight. (Click the link. I've cued it up.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTpAI-kSIxk&t=69m37s

By the way, "Sarah" was a one-and-done. She never returned. She may have been a ringer. Or perhaps the amount of pies she received her first day on the job scared her away.

Last note. CM has a second episode in reserve. It's possible they'll show the second episode first (tomorrow). Here's a short clip.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUJ7_ZPBrXD/?taken-by=conexaomodels