Ladies and gents who love their content filthy -- let me put you onto the hottest rebranding in the splosh scene...

"Slimed Models" is now @disasterdolls and they're about to absolutely Destroy your expectations (and their gorgeous models) in the best way possible.

Jackass, But Make It Girls!

We're talking Major stunts. Massive messes. Higher production value. Matching uniforms getting ruined. The legendary Jessie (formerly Scarlett) is still masterminding these absolutely insane shoots behind the scenes. This isn't just sploshing anymore -- this is spectacle. This is girls willingly diving headfirst into the most chaotic, slimy, degrading, hilarious disasters you've ever witnessed.

They've got 600+ legacy videos from the Slimed Models vault and they're building something bigger than anything the WAM world has seen. Trust me -- you want front row seats to this carnage.
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Which Tier Is Your Vice?

$1 -- Peep the Unpublished Pics, Sneak behind the curtain with extra stills from shoots + vote in polls including the monthly Crowd Customs where YOU help pick model, outfit, mess type, and script. Dirt cheap for a taste.

$15 -- All Access Images. Every. Single. Unpublished. Photo. Plus all poll access. For those who need to study every frame of destruction in still-photos.

$25 -- Video Vault Unlocked! ALL 600+ Slimed Models videos PLUS everything above. The completist's wet (and messy) dream. The full archive is YOURS.

$50 -- VIP stunt commander: This one's for the true deviants. Every video including BTS footage. You suggest the stunts. You pick the models. Your requests get priority production. Plus private DM questions to the dolls themselves. You're literally directing the disaster.
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I've seen where this is heading. The stunts they're planning? Unhinged. The messes? Catastrophic. The uniforms? Doomed.
Who else is ready to watch these gorgeous girls get absolutely demolished? Drop a if you're already subscribed or tell me which stunt you would pitch as a VIP!

https://www.patreon.com/disasterdolls

If you couldn't be bothered to write a proper post without using ChatGPT, then why would someone even give this time of day?

Good luck to you big guy

Wake up babe, new Richie burner account just dropped

Heh. I wasn't going to say anything but since you brought it up: Without human intervention, AI marketing can make us write checks with our mouths that our practical limitations can't cash.

ETA: Since we're about to fall off the rails, could someone (maybe OP) explain something I've been wondering for years now: What is Scarlett's deal anyway? I've never seen a figure in the WAM community more promoted relative to her actual presence in WAM content than her. I know she's blonde and conventionally hot so she'll always be a UMD A-lister because of the "potential," but making her even more explicitly "behind the scenes" isn't really a selling point.

"Higher production value"

Looks just like everyone else

I mean, I get it. Marketing is important but there are limits of hyperbole that even ChatGPT can't cover up.

If I am reading this correctly, for 50 bucks you can get a custom. Sub for a month get your custom and unsub. Gotta be the cheapest customs in the business. Either this hasn't been thought out very well, or the product won't be as advertised.

They're "suggestions" and "requests." Basically you get an open line to tell them what you want to see and get told "Thanks for the idea! We'll think about that." in response. If they were already thinking of doing it, you might get privately shouted out for the idea.

Not to speak for OP, but that's usually what a lot of kink media creators mean when they say that.

Slimedmodels used to be one of my favorite producers. It was unique in cornering the niche of gross slimings. Since the rebrand to disaster dolls, I really haven't seen much of the former.

Sure the big stunts might be cool, but the simple premise of finding a model, and sliming her with the nasty slime (and later dog food and fish slime)that was used was perfect. I personally hope you go back to that format.

So I bit. I subbed. There is some good content but it seems like half the videos on the site aren't available when you click on them. (Ironically the ones I wanted to see). I prefer longer slimings and the gross slimes aren't my thing. But I'm sure there is a market just not me. Hoping you can get all your videos up. That would be nice.

Hey everyone, owner of Disaster Dolls here. Other than managing the Patreon I'm not online too much. I asked my editor, Nola, to make some posts in different places to mention Disaster Dolls and I appreciate her doing that!

Seems like there were some questions so I'll try to answer them. I'm a little older (but not ancient!) but I do remember watching wam content on VHS and old boob tube televisions in the 80s so I've personally enjoyed this content for a while.

A couple of years ago I found something called the Slime Olympics on Slimed Models, where models competed to make and take the grossest slimes and I loved it and I became a member of Slimed Models' Patreon. I ended up chatting with Richie on Patreon and commissioned some shoot from models like Eliza and some others.

Last year, Richie told me that the workload of running Slimed Models was getting to be a lot and he was thinking of closing things down. We brainstormed a bit and came up with the idea that I would buy the Slimed Models existing library of content and Patreon but I would try to do the kinds of shoots that I like, which is usually gross and involves competition. I personally love games where it's possible for one model to stay completely clean but the loser of the event gets slimed.

So we completed the sale on December 31st and started trying out new things. And that's when Richie closed the Slimed Models store here.

Someone had asked about higher production value. I'm not saying that we have higher production value than anyone else - every person and studio their own thing going on. But we've upped what Slimed Models used to have. Instead of recording on phones with smaller ring lights, we have two good Cannon Cameras with tripods and a gimbal, got better sound equipment, and got much better lighting. We also try to have two people working the cameras so we get multiple angles. We got matching outfits for the models and while we have some at home videos, we try to record with two models or more in person.

What we try to do is have two-day weekend shoots where we record about 7 or 8 scenes a day. Then Nola edits for me and we release on the Patreon.

We're trying to involve more physical activity, games, and challenges. When I poll the existing patrons, about half love sweet sliming and pies, the other half love the gross, but the majority really love games with uncertain outcomes like I do, so we try to have a mix of sweet (like the chocolate fountain) and gross (like an upcoming fish slime we're doing).

Someone asked about grosser, longer slimes. We just filmed for two days a couple weeks ago and we have a bunch of scenes from that. For example, we're editing a scene with Carmen and Caroline where they play the electronic Simon Says game and each time someone loses, they get progressively worst slimes (1st is cake batter, 2nd is savory mix, 3rd is dogfood, cottage cheese, and tuna). We ended about with about 18 or 19 gallons of slime poured in that one. So we're trying out new things and then trying to poll or get feedback from the patrons.

We don't do custom videos. I feel like the logistics are difficult and it's really easy for someone to pay money for something they want and it not come out quite exactly as they envisioned and then they'll be disappointed. The thing with the $50 patrons is I really do listen and do polls for what kind of content / event / slimes / models they want to see and give it real preference when we're planning our shoots. I'll take suggestions from anyone and if it's a good idea, I'll run with it. But I really do give heavy credence and preference to what the $50 Tier members say.

One big change - we don't film nude content and we aren't sharing the existing Slimed Models nude content. Bikinis, tank tops, bathing suits, etc. For me and for a lot of the patrons, it's more about the slime and the reaction than the nudity so that's how we're going for now.

I'm really consistent with releases, so here's how it looks in a typical week:

Monday: Free Teaser Pictures and Post
Tuesday: Free Preview Trailer
Wednesday: Full Photoset $1 Patrons and Higher
Thursday: Hodgepodge - maybe a poll, a throwback scene, a model interview with no mess, or occasionally an at-home "Tryout" video
Friday: Full Video - $25 members and higher

We post every week. I'll ask Nola to post links to some of the free trailers and some pictures over the next few weeks for anyone who wants to see.

If you want to check it out, I recommend you sign up for the $50 (Tier 4) with 7-day free trial. Just set a calendar reminder for day six so you remember to unsubscribe if you don't enjoy the content.

And if you've already signed up and you don't personally enjoy the content and you've only been signed up for less than a week or so, just message me on Patron and I'll refund you the month. I'm not trying to get a one-time fee and leave people disappointed or with a bad taste in their mouths. I want people to subscribe if they enjoy the content so we can keep making more of it.

I'm not really active on social media or forums (thanks again Nola!) and I do things online off a computer, not a phone, so I have to get to home or have some privacy in the office to check or post, but I'll make a point to keep an eye on UMD for the next while in case anyone has questions or thoughts. But the best way to get in touch with me is to send a message on Patron which I always check daily.

I hope everyone has fun and has a great day!

Hey, message me on Patreon. The 18+ of Patreon has this weird thing where you can't upload videos directly, you have to link them through vimeo. For some reason those vimeo links sometimes stop working. There's over 600 videos posted so I can't check them all regularly, but if someone messages me the dead link I can usually fix it pretty fast.

And if the content's not jiving with you or not what you expected, just message me on Patreon and I'll refund you.