$450, ladies and gentlemen.

http://abc7news.com/shopping/nordstrom-selling-pre-dirtied-jeans/1915540/

I've always been somewhat proud of the fact that on any given day, my fashion sense is far below that of a 12 year old mallpunk with a skateboard under his arm. But this is idiotic.

Somebody decided that working people are some great source of "irony".

I can't wait to see some douchetwat with a vape pen wearing these.