Well, I told you that I was going to be struggling a bit
getting this finished before the actual basketball tournament concluded.

(Speaking as a NC citizen, congrats on both the Tar Heels and the Devils
and their performances in the show.)

And now it's time for the Elite 8. The "punishment" is two cream pies this time.
Wait until we get to the Final Showdown.
That poor Diva is going to wish she lost in the first round.
I hope to get this tournament finished sometime within the next week,
but if not, please be patient.