She walks in cool, leather zipped up tight. Lipstick flawless, looking out of sight. But in this town, you better brace cuz someone's aiming for her face. <giggle> A flash of a tray and who's to blame? The pie flies fast in this gooey game She gasps, she grins, she strikes a pose. That cream explodes like a whipped up rose.
It's a pie in the face! WOOOOOOO!! Dripping with cream. Oh no! In a jacket made of leather, she just laughs. No one does it better. It's a pie in the face! Hey! Hey! Hey! Style to the max. But that's okay. She's the queen of the scene with a sugary gleam. That leather and cream. It's a dream team. <giggle>
Don't mess with her. She's a splatt attack pro. She's got custard timing and a frosting throw. Her shades slide down as the chaos grows, but she struts that set like she's doing a show. The crowd goes wild, the pies go SPLATT! She takes every hit like a bossy cat. Cuz it's not a loss, it's style and grace when you wear your pride and pie on your face.
It's a pie in the face. KA-BLAM!! So much cream. Thank you, ma'am. She's a legend in leather with comfort as loud. Soaked in joy and standing proud. A pie in the face! Oh yeah! Jackets creamed, but she don't care. With a grin so wide and a pie so bold, She's sugar slave fierce and gold.
Whipped cream rain, chocolate storm. This is magic, the new norm. Dallops of pie flying through space and it always ends up....... right in the face!!!!
It's a pie in the face! That's right!! Pie is power! Cream is might!!! She's a leather-clad icon, cool as cream. Making a mess......... and stealing the scene!!!!!
I would like to thank all of my friends who liked and replied to several of my posts of my "little ladies" over the past eight years. I can't believe that it has been that long since my first Diva post, featuring my eight OG Divas. https://umd.net/forums/meet-the-diminutive-divas (OG Diva being a term first given by MessylikeChunk a few months ago https://umd.net/forums/the-diminutive-divas-the-masked-wammer#postid_1080743 a term that I will hilariously definitely continue to use, trying to picture Barbie, Kayla, Lea, and the others as "OG"s.) Thank you, Bobographer, Myds, Pielipstick CD, MessylikeChunk, smess, BKfoamy, messesoftheafternoon, jurning, karlf, PieCanvas, and sorry if I did not mention you. You are all my friends and your support over the past eight years has made me keep going and continue to make these silly naughty photosets. I already have a few ideas planned for the ninth year, and coming eventually, in December of 2027, a massive piefight between all sixteen of my devilish Divas to celebrate ten years!!!!!!</giggle></giggle>