This scene first debuted as a webcam gallery way back in twenty aught six, but before it had a chance to make it to video, it was lost! Well, thankfully it has been rediscovered just in time for Thanksgiving and is now available. It is 9 minutes of dorky little me making a mess of myself with a couple cream pies. This is some premo unreleased Retro Pattycake.
I shot this back when I was more of a pie amateur. Helpful hint for those newbs; thaw your pies well in advance. The first pie hit with less of a splat and more of a thud.
Thank you, Pattycake! I built myself a webpage that squeezes pics at various speeds and widths, and these gifs have been great fun in it. Don't have any place to post that page but here's a screen cap. Not quite the full experience but it does provide an insight into my level of maturity, lol.
Love you, too
Helpful hint for those newbs; thaw your pies well in advance. The first pie hit with less of a splat and more of a thud. 
