Messymahem’s Got Talent? Yes really! This time it is in the form of Tegan and Brook as they try and wow our judge Miss Patience. For she will decide who has the best talent and the loser will be consigned to our gunge tank to await their fate. Wouldn’t reality TV be better in this sort of format!? It’s Episode 70 Part 3 which is up now on the download store at www.messymayhem.com

Brook goes first and claims to be able to make her boobs rotate in opposite directions by jiggling them. Regardless of the talent or otherwise of this her boobs are quite mesmerising! Tegan meanwhile demonstrates some rather impressive gymnastic abilities. So who ultimately has the X-factor and who is left thinking “I’m a model get me out of here!”? I can tell you that awaiting the eventual loser was a “chocolate milk coloured” gunge which was administered rather slowly by our gunge tank technician and a helping of blue which was rather more rapid and spectacular. Actually our gungee wasn’t too bothered about losing and rather enjoyed herself demonstrating some other talents as she got messy such as “gunge drumming” and “dancing in slime”. All in all a very silly, sexy and slimy video. Here are some vidcaps for your viewing pleasure….