Wammer of the Day!

Well, finally my genius is recognised!
It is of course that, and nothing to do with the volume of pics uploaded

I believe it is entirely customary upon receiving this award to instantly offer a sale within ones store.
And, who am I to argue with tradition?

I am of course pleased to reveal, in response to the wammer of the day accolade...

--- [ Jeremy Custards Super Epic Mega "Buy 25 get 1 FREE" Sale!! ]---




Now, I know what you are thinking...
You just can't believe the mega-awesome bargain!
Such mega unbelievable value!
I'm practically giving these films away!



Of course, many of you have already purchased a large number of my films and will, of course, be disappointed that you can't take part.
Well, turn that frown upside down!
If you buy them all again then you too can take part in this awesome sale.




Want, even more value?
Well if you buy 50 films... You can get two free!

Want three free films?
Yep, you've guessed it... Just the simple purchase of 150 films will achieve this reward!

Don't let the fact I've only got 34 films stop you... just buy multiple copies and give them to your friends and family as belated Christmas gifts!

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This sale will run until I get bored of it... or someone actually takes advantage of it!

Enjoy some pics from the store below. Because no one likes words these days.

I like that bathtub. That could be used for so many awesome ideas.

I thought you were having a laugh. Visited your store and, no, you are not having a laugh. Bastard

It's been great seeing your material go from strength to strength. From your selection of ladies, "unique" sense of humour, and the messes involved, I think you are one of the best producers currently active.

Personally, I would love to see more full nudity, and bigger savoury messes, and photosets available to purchase too. I know you have very generously made some photo sets free on your profile, but more complete ones would be great and of course I would be more than happy to pay for them!

Btw what release is the third pic from, featuring Satine? Is this a forthcoming release?

Yea like that bathtub could be a human Garbage Disposal setup. Then we could get Satine and Ivy HGD'd in it.
Just thinking out loud here.

Just wondering in which of your videos the scene shown in picture 12 ( of Lisa getting her knickers filled) appears, or is this yet to be released.

Thank you for the kind comments. I really appreciate them.

The scene with Satine is an upcoming release.
It's the end of day sloppy lefotvers scene.

This scene is not yet edited or released. It is unlikely to be released as the first few minutes of the scene failed to record.

It's not normally the kind of thing I would shoot as I prefer things a bit more fun but maybe we can chat and see if I can make something that suits you whilst staying true to the ethos of my store.

I think your style is actually really close.
https://jeremy-custard.umd.net/download_info/satine-sparks-super-sexy-satin-savoury-s

Like if this scene had open legs and light bondage it would pretty much be an HGD.

I'll look out for when you're doing customs and msssage you when you're shooting with models I like .