As the summer comes to an end so does the only time of the year where my wife and I can have the extreme messy fun that was part of our routine in earlier days. We now enter the 9 months of the year where we stockpile supplies for the next year (especially around the holidays when baking supplies go on sale. And its not weird to buy so much).

My wife has been a willing participant in my WAM fantasies since the year we met and for 5 straight years she was getting messy at least 25 times a year (full pics and videos too). Even when our kids were young, we could still find a way to keep up the activity but the frequency dropped a bit. Now that our kids are approaching their teens it has been much more difficult. Sure, I can smash a few pies in her face here and there when the kids are away for the day, but we can't do the extreme stuff. That's where the summer has been our outlet.

For the last few years, our kids have been going away to camp for several weeks. During that time, we plan 3 to 4 messy sessions and these have evolved into our most complex (skits/scenarios), expensive (clothes, hair and makeup appointment, jewelry), messy, and explicit. This year we had a 90 minute session where she got all dressed up and submitted to 12 pies, 4 bottles of ketchup, 4 bottles of mustard, yogurt, gravy, sour cream, alfredo sauce, mayonnaise, 2 gallons of beans, quart of white paint, 4 can of tomato sauce, 1 gallon of syrup, dozen eggs, flour, spaghetti, 1 gallon of molasses, tub of butter, then she alternated between dunking her head in two gallons of pancake batter and two gallons of chocolate batter. When it was over, we combined the leftovers in a bucket and we would make up funny or humiliating comments and dunk the other persons head in it. We probably did that to each other 10x. We didn't want the leftovers to go to waste so we planned an extreme sexual event for later that night. We filled the buckets, setup the cameras, showered, and went out for a nice evening. When we got home, she took the lead (wearing the outfit from dinner) and rolled played us into a skit that finishes with me grabbing her by her long blonde hair and repeatedly dunking her head about 20x, until unrecognizable, in some of the most disgusting, cold, sticky and smelly mix of leftovers she has ever experienced. It was nasty and intentionally humiliating (her skit) but it was all part of the fun. And she totally ruined a cute a little dress too.

For the couples here who have kids at home, I wonder if you also find it a challenge to get messy with your partner and be discrete about hiding your stockpile of supplies? I also wonder if forum with only true stories could be shared. Not fakes. I'd be interested in hearing what other couples do at home.