Trying to re-write the traditional wedding vows with a Bill Shipton/Splosh!-esque twist. This is what my little brain has come up with, appreciate any feedback (I'm looking at you Robby...). Thanks!
-JD
Spoken by the officiant/preacher: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this couple in holy splatramony.
Do you X take Y to be your sploshing partner from this day forward, to have and to slime, for sweet to savoury, from wet to messy, to splosh and cherish always?
I seem to remember a factory based story where a messy wedding was held and vows were exchanged. Things along the lines of do you promise to pie, slime and mess up X as often as possible.
Love you, too
