So I haven't had much chance to get messy this year - but today I've finally got a free day and a free flat, so I'm planning some mischief!

I've got cards for each type of substance I have available (gunge, pies, soup, custard) and a dice with options of where to pour them (head, face, crotch, pants, bum) plus each has a "strip" option.

I pick a card to choose a substance, and then roll the dice to find out where to pour it.
If I pick the Strip card, I lose an item of clothing.
If I roll the Strip side on the dice, I lose an item of clothing and then roll again to find where I'll get covered in the selected goo.

Will I get through all the gunge before I end up naked? I genuinely have no idea, but you know I'll add pictures here so you can find out later!

Well that was a hell of a lot of fun!

It started with a pie sandwich to the head, then I lost my shorts and covered myself in soup, then lost my top and pied myself in the crotch, then added green slime and filled my pants with custard... and it only got worse from there!

Some quick preview screencaps attached!